Weird Claire
Who knows what weirdness lurks in the minds of Claires…the SHADOW knows!
Careful, kids…apparently dry humping can get you pregnant. In front of guests.
October 26, 2007
Hosting Guests
Um, yeah, I’ll take “Things Not to Do When Guests are Over” for $100 please Alex? Seriously, Claire and BJ appear to be getting it on here. No wonder she’s shocked…this is some pretty graphic making out! But hey, they seem to be enjoying each other…
btw, you have to click to see the guest
October 11, 2007
Clearly Horrified
Sometimes you look through your telescope and you see stars. And sometimes you look through your telescope and see…well…things you didn’t want to see.
Prison Teaches Mad Skillz
Apparently they have music lessons in prison. Look who’s a hotshot pianist!
October 7, 2007
Claire and Keats
Claire brought Keats home from work one day, and the two of them became fast friends. Unfortunately, they’ve had a rather tempestuous relationship. Keats clearly was falling in love with Claire, but she stumbled over her words when asking him to stay the night, and ended up proposing to him instead! Keats became furious and remained that way for several days, but after many chats on the phone, Claire won him over again and invited him back to the house.
When Claire went to greet him at the front door, he swept her into a kiss! And yet Keats is clearly just a tease, because all Claire’s attempts at romance were met with anger and rejection. They’re on the outs again, and Claire thinks her romantic attentions would be better spent on BJ rather than getting the run-around from Keats.
October 6, 2007
The Aborted Death of Shannon Grady
Claire Roberts had a very strong aspiration to see a ghost. She’s just quizzical like that. Because her house was broken into, she wanted to see the ghost of the burglar, but unfortunately he kept refusing her invitations to come over. So instead, another victim was chosen…
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October 5, 2007
Twins Dancing
Yeah baby! Claire is grinding the night away with her identical twin. Yes, it IS actually possible for twins to be two different colors. Check it out! (Sorry about the bad colors, I think I saved it wrong.)
Claire Has a Burglar
Oh dear! Not even Four Corners is safe from burglaries, it seems. Fortunately, thanks to Claire’s burglar alarm, the police came just in time. Here’s that hottie policeman, Ash, giving a solid punch to that evil man as Claire looks on in her nightie. (That’s what happens when you have a break-in at night…you run around in your pajamas a lot.)
That guy is going exactly where he belongs! Unfortunately he’s left poor Claire quite upset. Nothing was stolen, but it still leaves a girl shaken to have her house broken into and to be woken up and have the police come!
First Order of Business
Let’s welcome Claire Roberts to Four Corners! With a wonderful custom-designed house and the motivation to learn, she will undoubtedly be the happiest and most successful girl on the block. When she moved in, though, she had one thing on her mind. I think that’s appropriate, given the real-life person she represents! 
