The Death of Ethan DeWitt

For your morbid pleasure, I present to you a sequence of photographs detailing the unfortunate drowning of Ethan DeWitt. Remember: Judge not, lest ye be judged also.

Giving James a Bottle

It’s important to treasure these moments while they’re young, because once they grow up, they’ll hate you and never speak to you again! *stamps foot, slams door*

Ethan is Amazed

“You mean all that canoodling actually did something?!” And here Ethan thought he was just getting his rocks off a lot!

Newborn Baby

Ladies and gentlemen, please join me in welcoming James DeWitt to the world! (With Laura for a mom, he might turn out okay…)

Sleeping with Her Eyes Open

This is disturbing…apparently Laura DeWitt sleeps with her eyes wide open!

Talking Marriage with Mission

Mission is Ethan’s ex-wife. Laura invited them to move in and then she busted up the marriage! She’s such an evil little homewrecker. Anyway, Laura had a wedding party and invited some people, and Mission came too. So Laura figured she’d rub the marriage in Mission’s face by talking about it. Ha ha!

Kisses from Ethan

Ethan and Laura are getting along so well! He sweeps her off her feet! I think they’ll have a child soon…

Chatting with Karen

This is one of Laura’s greatest friends, Karen. I really wish she would come around more often, Laura wants to be best friends with her! Laura thought they were getting along really well, so she asked her to move in, but Karen didn’t like the idea.

Cuddling with Ethan

The first part of Laura and Ethan’s relationship was such a whirlwind that I’m not even sure what happened! But here’s some cute cuddling that I did get a picture of.

First Date with Mickey

Mickey and Riley went on their first date. Unfortunately she was exhausted and they had to go home before it was over, so I guess they’ll be having another “first date” again sometime.